This article came to me via El Guapo on Facebook this morning, and it seems so fitting that I had to share it with the rest of you. I think it might save all of us quite a bit of headache and misery if this particular play were truly a reality.
But what I'm not sure about is why the article features a photo of stone-handed Dan Uggla? If Francoeur had hit his line drive at him, he likely would have either dropped it or missed it completely. My guess is that The Onion couldn't find a photo of Hanley Ramirez in time. Or, perhaps, the play was of the 4-6-4-6-4-6-4-6...variety.
Rare Centuple Play Ends Mets Season [The Onion]