Monday, June 9, 2008

Blah, Blah, Blah

Blah blah blah blah blah METS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah WAGNER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DELGADO blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah REYES blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah WRIGHT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah BELTRAN blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah PEDRO blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah SANTANA blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah WILLIE blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah BENCH GUYS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah CHURCH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DL TWO WEEKS AGO blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah ALOU blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah SOMEONE UNDER THE AGE OF 40 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah CASTILLO blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BUNTS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah SCHNEIDER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah TATIS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah NOT A LONG TERM SOLUTION blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah GET A HIT WITH RUNNERS ON BASE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah 2-OUT RALLY blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah BULLPEN blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah SCHOENEWEIS AND FELICIANO blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah NOT THEIR FAULT NOBODY COULD GET A HIT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah PELFREY blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah PITCHED DECENT FOR ONCE blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah SANTANA. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah GET OFF HIS BACK, HE WON'T WIN MUCH IF HE GETS NO RUN SUPPORT blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah MAINE, OLIVER PEREZ blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah NO MARGIN FOR ERROR blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah INSTANT DISASTER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah WILLIE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah HO-JO AND PETERSON blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah OMAR blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah UNDISCIPLINED TALENT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah NO EXECUTION blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah SHORT TERM GOALS LED TO LONG-TERM PROBLEMS blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CASTRO blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah BORROWED DUANER'S ALARM CLOCK? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO FORGET WHICH TIME ZONE YOU'RE IN blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah HEADS MUST ROLL blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. 3rd PLACE TEAM AT BEST. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah IT'S NOT SO EARLY ANYMORE blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah PHILLY'S RUNNING AWAY blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah OUT OF THIS BY THE 4th OF JULY blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Never has one team's case of the BLAHs been stated so eloquently.