They make an adorable couple, don't they?
Yes, it's come to this for the Mets. After looking Pathetic on Friday and Miserable on Saturday, it's not even worth sitting here and ripping on my own team. I'll just make some sophomoric jokes about the other team instead. It's more fun, and it makes me and everyone else feel just a little bit better about the situation.
At least, I hope it does.